November 2022 Newsletter




Remembrance Day is around the corner, although most younger people don’t really have a sense of the importance of this day, many of our members do remember the aftermath of that event.


55 SHOPPING DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS


I have started my shopping but probably won’t finish it all till Christmas Eve. I always think I’m ahead when I’m actually falling farther behind. Oh well, C’est la vie!

I have spoken with a number of people who attended the Halloween Hoot & Howl this past Saturday evening and the overwhelming consensus is it was a huge success, with about 60 folks in attendance and many in costume. Cowboy Dan and Ken (of Ken & Friends) Romphf, provided the dancing music, and the food was plentiful and tasty. Thanks to everyone who contributed to the success of this event.

Community Links is presenting “Fall Prevention” on Wednesday, November 2 at 2pm at the club.

Kudos to those members who attended the General Meeting in October and unanimously voted to accept the new By-Laws of our Club as presented.

Wednesday Arts & Crafts continues to be well attended and popular, and Floor curling on Saturday morning is under new management and starts at 9:30 instead of 10am. The card playing evenings continue to grow in attendance and so do Carpet Bowling and Shuffleboard in the afternoons. I dropped in one morning during Table Tennis and saw 4 teams playing on our 2 tables with more people sitting waiting to play. It is good to see these events so well received.



HAPPY NOVEMBER BIRTHDAY



Jokes & Such


Two ships collide – 1 red, 1 blue – police report the survivors were marooned

A fool and his money are never around when you need them

Forget world peace, visualize using your turn signal!

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

I danced like no one was watching. My court date is pending.

Of course, I’m an organ donor! Who wouldn’t want a piece of this!

I’ll take the high road. You take the psycho-path

Beer is a gateway to aspirin!

Eat more doughnuts – it’s the original hole food!

“Incontinence hotline – please hold!”

Roses are red, Beer is great, Poems are hard, BEER

Drink wine – it isn’t good to keep things bottled up

Cows have hooves because they lac-toes!

Where do you find a cow with no legs? Where you left it!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!

(OK enough of the cow jokes)

Irony – the opposite of wrinkly

My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like “I know, right?”

If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people.

I just burned 2000 calories – those poor brownies!!

There’s someone for everyone, for some it’s a psychiatrist!